Privacy Policy

    Your Privacy Matters

    We built this tool with privacy as a core principle. Here's exactly what happens with your data (spoiler: nothing).

    TL;DR

    We don't collect, store, or share any of your data. Everything stays on your device. No accounts, no tracking, no cookies. Just a fun calculator.

    Data Storage

    • •All your inputs are stored locally in your browser (localStorage)
    • •No data is ever sent to our servers
    • •No account or login required
    • •Your calculator results never leave your device

    What We Collect

    • •Nothing. Zero. Nada.
    • •No analytics or tracking pixels
    • •No cookies for advertising
    • •No personal information stored anywhere

    Cookies

    • •We only use essential localStorage for app functionality
    • •Theme preference (playful/classic/spice)
    • •Humor mode toggle setting
    • •No third-party cookies

    Clear All Data

    Remove all locally stored preferences and calculator data

    Questions about privacy? This is an open-source project. Check out our methodology page for data source transparency.