Body Count Estimator

Four questions, one very silly formula, and a number telling you roughly where you ought to be by now. It is not a survey and not a measurement of anything — it is arithmetic with an opinion.

Every year you were single counts for a multiplier, and every relationship counts for exactly one more. That second half matters: without it, someone who spent their entire adult life partnered up came out at zero, which is the one answer we can be confident is wrong.

The multiplier is different for men and women, on purpose. That gap is not a finding, it is the double standard people already apply, written out as arithmetic so you can see the size of it.